we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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