Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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