And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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