It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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