They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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