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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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