I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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