I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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