Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My dick has a subreddit
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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