I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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