she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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