Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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