I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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