jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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