Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have demons in me.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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