I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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