Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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