you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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