That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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