I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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