I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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