shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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