So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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