She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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