so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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