we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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