Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Everyone says I win the strip club
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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