Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Randomize
