I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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