Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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