My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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