Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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