can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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