He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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