at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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