Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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