I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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