Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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