i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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