girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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