She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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