Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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