But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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