is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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