are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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