Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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