Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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