Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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