Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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