I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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