there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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