Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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