yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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