So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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