I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he shaved USA in his pubs
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
