it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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