so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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