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On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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