I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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