Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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