'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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